are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
There r osticjed everywhere
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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