I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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