You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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