Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Randomize
