you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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