I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Randomize
