he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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