His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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