And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Randomize
