Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I wear drunk well.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
