i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I'm passing your future prison.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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