Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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