I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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