My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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