I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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