I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
His hands were made for my vagina.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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