ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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