we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
worst night to have a conscience
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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