So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
It was confusing and full of hummus
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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