boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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