Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I supernannyed him into submission
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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