My brain says no but my pants say off.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
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