worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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