Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
they're like a gay fantastic four
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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