you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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