Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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