Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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