hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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