If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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