Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
