Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Randomize
