If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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