About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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