I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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