If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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