Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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