I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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