u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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