She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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