and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
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