It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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