i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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