Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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