yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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