so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Randomize
