How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Do plants get herpes?
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