fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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