One girl and one boy is just not enough.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
