Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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