let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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