I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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