Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Another day, another engagement, another cat
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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