How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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